Sometimes, coding isn’t about solving a problem. Sometimes it’s just a quiet way to sit with the absurd, sip your coffee, and let the rain do its thing. This one’s for those Sunday afternoons when the void isn’t threatening, just kind of hanging out.
# Import cosmic futility
import universe
import death
import coffee
# Set awareness level (1 = blissful ignorance, 10 = full Marvin)
awareness = 8
def main():
try:
# Accept the void
universe.meaning = None
print("Everything is meaningless.")
# But also, go surfing
if weather.sunny and body.not_in_pain:
go_surfing()
else:
vibe_gently()
# Eat snacks anyway
eat_ice_cream(flavor="whatever", mood="existential")
except Death:
print("Well... that’s it.")
finally:
print("Wasn’t much, but it was ours.")
def go_surfing():
print("Paddling into the abyss... feeling the breeze of nothingness... cowabunga.")
def vibe_gently():
print("Sitting in quiet awe of entropy... scrolling memes... being okay with it.")
main()